5 Pros

1. Championship winner
2. Unbeatable in a straight line – Ducati finally proves once and for all that red is indeed faster
3. No backseat drivers
4. Top speed of over 330km/h, although you will need a pretty big bag of peanuts to get close to this
5. Champagne Showers

5 Cons

1. Only works if your name is Casey Stoner – any Capirossis, Haydens or Valentinos need not apply
2. Only works in 2007
3. No spare tyre
4. You need to be short – typical customers average 5’5”
5. Difficult to multi-task

Concluding personality type: Macarena: the ultimate one hit wonder?

Fox getting up close and personal with a legend

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